GUYS MY MOM WASNT LYING, SHE MADE HER OWN PICKLES.

Ladies and gentlemen,  my mother.

penishole:

tobeymacguire:

when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex

I want to reblog this 100 times but I’ll just do it once





lepidoptera-and-insulin:

awwww-cute:

A baby elephant sat on my friend

Look at its dumb fucking face I want twelve 


tootricky:

Chibi the conure relaxes and enjoys scritches (source)




amanda-massacre:

nephilim-swansong:

socialpsychopathblr:

Gothic wedding

To remember for my Halloween wedding.

Ok! I am so doing this for my wedding! Needs to happen.










(Source: worstfavouritenightmare)



w0lfys:

amazing

vintagegal:

Maila Nurmi aka Vampira in Ed Wood’s Plan 9 From Outer Space (1959)




theravensden:

Gosh I can’t wait.